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Confession time, everybody. I haven’t updated here in a while, but there is a very good reason for this. You see, I may have, kind of, accidentally traveled across a portion of the country. Yes, instead of updating my blog with grocery trips and masturbating, I spent a week in Rehoboth Beach, DE, which, at a distance of about 90 miles from my house, required covering about 3.5% of the width of the United States. The fact that I am truly sorry for this grievous circumstance means nothing. I have failed you one and all, and it is with some shame, that I close this chapter of my life.
However, don’t despair! Now you can own a piece of America Should Drive To Snuffy! Yes sir, the couch I watch TV on is (pictured above) now for sale! Interested parties can contact Snuffy for a rousing bout of haggling. It’s positively sofarific and contains B Vitamins! Act now!
